A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.
When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.
Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.
I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.
When you wipe your Chad from back to the front. “Chad” is defined as “Gooch”.
I wiped my ass from from back to front and now I’m sporting a Chad brown.
The brown surrounding a person's mouth after eating someone's ass.
Guy 1: dude, did you hear about Chad?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.
See “Gaslighting”
When a friend makes you feel guilty for a word or words that had nothing to do with the point you were trying to make.
Hey man you could possibly sleep with her tomorrow night!
What do you mean “possibly”?
I didn’t mean anything! Stop Joel-Browning me
Racist motherfucker who went off on DC's friend for getting a losing position
Basically like zero_chills but extremely more racist
Mark Brown: Fucking Pussy ass ******
Mods: You're banned
When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.
Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”
Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”