Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets

im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet

like when

doesn’t mean you care

like when did i ask

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

Work like a dog

To work like a dog means to do regular work on the Sabbath.

Please do not work like a dog on God's holy Sabbath.

like 9000

The most. More than anything.

It’s the best.

My homies weed is like 9000.

That show last night was like 9000

you smell like the sun

This means you smell like sweat to filipinos and indonesians

Ew put some deodorant on, you smell like the sun!