like 9000

The most. More than anything.

It’s the best.

My homies weed is like 9000.

That show last night was like 9000

Lazar-like

To do or say something EXTREMELY fuckin dumb or annoying

John - "I'm gOwOnna stab yUwUo~"

Tim - "God you sound to Lazar-like right now."

you smell like the sun

This means you smell like sweat to filipinos and indonesians

Ew put some deodorant on, you smell like the sun!

Acting like a Cat

1:your a furry
3: you live in a box

2: your a negative a-hole who is never positive

Someone acting like a cat- meow
Someone acting like a cat - I don't manipulate

cored like an apple

when you raid someone so hard in rust you core em like an apple

clan 1: did clan 3 get raided?
clan 2: yeah they got cored like an apple

not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY

"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."

Like a Cabbage

Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.

You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!