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Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.
So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker
inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.
1. Someone who likes a specific type of cock a ball torture, in which they walk on a tight rope and drop onto it with their testicles. The higher the rope is, the better.
2. A type of cock and ball torture in which a person walks on a tight rope and drops onto it with their testicles. The higher the rope is, the better it feels.
"Yo, what's up with Michael? Why is he always on a tight rope?" "Oh, it's the only way he gets off. He's a big fuckin' nut rope".