A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
When something is confusing, Russle Westbrook said it
What? What you talken bout, man?
something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =
to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!
*whole group chat stays silent for a while*
user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.
Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??
'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad ๐ฟ
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when you wonder if something else happened
Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend
jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!
Milo: Gua Gua
adam: Nobody likes me anymore