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National call Shane a pussy day.
A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.
it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.
National bad haircut day. If you have a bad haircut this is the day for you.
Person 1: Wow your haircut is trash
Person 2: I know it’s October 26,!national bad haircut day so my haircut is awful
Person 3: Yessir
National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards
No exceptions
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow
Person 2: all of my clothes backwards
Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th
This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want
Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25
Them: of fuck my ass really?
On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole
October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!
Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!
Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?
Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00