stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

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gefilte fish

Jewish snack made of ground fish (carp, mullet, whitefish, pike), egg whites, matzoh meal (wheat flour and water), onions and salt. Usually served chilled, sometimes with horseradish.

Most Kosher meals on airplanes include gefilte fish.

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Banana Fish

A mental illness that only LGBTQIA+ people can develop.

Omg!! His therapist diagnosed him with Banana Fish!

fish and bananas

a term for a couple that just dont look right together

-walks past tall thin girl with hobit-looking guy-

"oh god. fish and bananas"
"totally"

fishing shit

Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.

Nature was calling, so Ben did a fishing shit off the boat.

Soul-fish

Any "seafood" from Captain D's or Long John Silver

My friends wanted seafood, but I'm black, so I had to settle for soul-fish from Captain D's...

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

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