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Your mom gay: your mom likes women.
Gay: when one gender/sex likes the same gender/sex
Ex. Dude 1: I don’t have a dad
Dude 2: What the hell??
Dude 1: My mom’s gay
Dude 2: Ooh...
The most insane, most mad, most versatile insult every created by man. It can be used in any sentence and is the most painful thing to ever hear anyone say to you. If someone says this at the perfect moment, it is said that the receiver will immediately die from cardiac arrest.
Guy 1: Bro you are so overweight, you need to work out, and you gotta brush your teeth your breath is disgusting. Dude, I'm really worried about you, you're addicted to crack, and heroin, I want you to get better-
Guy 2: Your mom gay
*Guy 1 dies*
dude who fucked your mom's vagina to get you here?
No clue man.....
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The best insult ever said. Worse than your mom gay lel, your granny tranny, etc.
Carl: Hey, guess what?
Big Smoke: What?
Carl: You're momst've the gayst've
Big Smoke: Oh yeah? Guess what?
Carl: What?
Big Smoke: Your mom BIGGAY
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An insult used by a 14 year old girl to another 14 year old girl in the town of Shelton. It is a mixture between the two common insults "your mom" and "your face".
Girl #1:Haha, your mom.
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ
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"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
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