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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is one of the greatest movies ever. 2years after Sepiroth is killed, Kadaj's gang come looking for the Geostigma(After affect of Sepiroth) Children And Jenova's head, What Actually happens when Kadaj comes in touch with the head, Is not Jenova's Reunion... IT IS SEPIROTHS!
From Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
Kadaj: This is my reunion for you *Turns Sepiroth*
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You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR
"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
The first of 3 CGI movies sequeling the Playstation game, Final Fantasy VII. Release date is scheduled for September 13, 2005 and will be available for UMD.
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1. Advent Children
2. Before Crisis
3. Dirge of Cerberus
Two years after meteor, Cloud is confronted by two men looking for "Mother." Now Cloud and the gang will have to fight back to save the planet (again) and some children being held captive by a mysterious villain, who resembles Sephiroth.
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Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!
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The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.
I heard my parents once did Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part.
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Used by the Final Fantasy franchise to corral some customers back. Was originally supposed to be released in the fall 2003, but as of now, downloading it illegally is the only way it can be viewed.
Final Fantasy 7 was the first game in the series to be featured on PlayStation. In a bid to appeal to more gamers, the series deviated from more medieval settings and characters to settings and characters reminiscent of anime, which was gaining popularity around the late 90s. Cloud's spiky hair and superhuman strength reeks of DragonBallZ, Tifa's enormous breasts reek of hentai, and Red XIII's talking animalhood reeks of Pokemon. Consequently, Final Fantasy went from having a fanbase of 1,000 to 1,000,000 overnight.
Compounding the effect was the fact that the internet and online message boards and chats were a new thing, so not only are there new fans, but they can easily converse about Final Fantasy 7, God's gift to gamers and anime aficionados. Eight years pass and the popularity of anime is now at epidemic levels, and Final Fantasy 7 is regarded by many as the best RPG ever. People are crying for a sequel.
Squaresoft is now in a tenuous position. Despite them throwing FF7 references and crossovers in every game, and despite the later titles being more in-synch with earlier titles, people didn't like Final Fantasy 8, 9, X or Tactics for the simple reason that they were not Final Fantasy 7. Everybody wants Final Fantasy 7-2. Square decides to give the fanboys and girls what they want, and Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus and Advent Children go into production. Rumors of a FF7 remake for PS3 are all over the internet. Square is officially in business again.
Advent Children, much as the game that inspired it, is an anime movie. Essentially, it is one long fight scene with a bit of plot mixed in. The only characters with a role are Cloud, Tifa and Vincent. Sephiroth, the main villain, makes a 90 second cameo to fight Cloud, and Red XIII, Cait Sith, Cid, Barret and Yuffie make 90 second cameos to fight Bahamut.
How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.
In short, it's a lot like the game.
If you like anime, you are a loser.
If you think Final Fantasy VII is the best game in the series, then it was obviously your first Final Fantasy and you have no idea what the series is about. You are a loser.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is nothing more than CG anime.
Hence, if you like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, then you are a loser.
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One of the most ledgendary hockey games ever in the history of World Cup hockey ever (15 May 2011). At least according to us, the Finns, who kicked Sweden's ass, 6-1. Siriusly, it was LEDGENDARY.
The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.
Finn 1: Did you watch the Hockey World Cup Final 2011?
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!
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