D-dimer

When you spill Nesquik on the counter and snort it for lack of having something else to clean it up with.

My usual 3am chocolate milk run was almost foiled when I overfilled the glass with Nesquik. I didn't have napkins so I D-dimer'd that shit up.

D-Boi

Nickname for D-class personnel, usually used in the steam game SCP:SL. Short for D-Class hence the avatars assumed gender (male)

Nerd: "NO D-BOI WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK TOGETHER TO ESCAPE THE FACILITY"
D-Boi "ha-ha COM-15 go bang-bang"

Mickey D's

The "shortened" version of McDonald's, even though you're not saving any syllables.

Mickey D's = 3 syllables
McDonalds's = 3 syllables

WTF.

Fuck McDonald's. Let's go to In-N-Out instead.

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8=========D

Something that is generally inserted into women. Occasionally inserted into men by homosexuals.

Straight 8=========D goes inside women.
Gay 8=========D goes inside men.

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Athletic D

Athletic D is a phenomenon made famous by independent rapper Mike Stud and his crew (Jon Kilmer, Blue Yupp, DJ Fader, The New Merch Guy, and Dr. Merch). One can posses Athletic D if they exhibit athleticism in the bedroom.

"Wow, Blue Yupp must have Athletic D, four times in one hour!"- Said by Mike Stud after the Houston show.
"Talking 'bout some sex with me, damn right I got Athletic D" - Mike Stud in his song "Break it Down (medley/freestyle)"

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D Boys

Dope Dealers, Peddlers

Did you see those D Boys at the last corner?

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D-Sunded

The act of performing a "D-Sund" upon another person (usually an opponent in ice hockey); derived from the hockey great Donald Sund who devised the original motion of ice hockey movements involved in this trick, which consists of a dazzling setup of fakes that deceive the opponent and ultimately result in humiliation for the defender; a reference to the state of one's well-being after public humiliation, embarrassment, and/or disgrace.

Whoa, did you just see that bender get D-Sunded!? His ankles totally just snapped in two.

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