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Smoking and taking a Piss with no hands.
"No time to do it sepertly, Piss Smoke , hands are full, sorry you had to see it, but it had to be done"
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Doing a good job of getting nowhere.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.
Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.
Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"
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a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.
I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!
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Taking the fastest hit and giving a blow job while you keep the smoke in your moth/lungs
Riley gave me the best smoke sex last night.
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Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.
Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.
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Trying to continue a conversation long after both parties have run out of worthwhile things to say.
Jim, we've been on the phone forever and haven't discussed anything useful in almost an hour. Now you're just smoking the butt.
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