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A anonymous Dickhead who picks on people with out letting out his name cause of a fear that he might get his ass kick. If someone was to encounter "Huw's Best Mate" they should run for cover before his/hers Fucked up way of thinking gets to You.
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when you don't believe someone and are like course
1)hey i got a new car
me: yes sure mate
1)i swear i did
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Gay Mating Call
Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.
To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a girls/extremely feminine males music collection.
Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.
When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a " Gay Mating Call ", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.
I have not been right since.
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some one who hasnt yet mastered the art of shrimping
Ted maybe one day youll be captn of the shrimp boat like Nick, until then youre just the shrimp boat 1st mate
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When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.
Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
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The game needy people are playing when they go from relationship to relationship talking about spending forever with their current partner, when they actually will eventually bail after a few signs of trouble, only to soon find some other sucker.
Bruce: Yeah my cousin's with my ex now.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.
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a term used to describle sick djs from the brisbane area renown for chronic drops, a no dub step policy, dangerous d-floors, a strange but undoubtably well founded obsession for magic fountain by art v science and attracting a 70-30 ratio to every performance.
dj yeah mate played some chronic shit last night
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