20 minutes

When you are beyond fried, beyond sloshed, beyond toasted. When you have transcended drunk as well as the mortal realm.

SGT Im 20 minutes. Fuck all that formation shit.

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August 20

The day dumasses are born

He' a dumbass, must've been born on August 20

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November 20

Its November 20! its time to say fuck it and come out to your Parents but this day is made for my LGBTQ+ Community :)
It's okay if you aren't able to come out, I'm sorry if It doesn't work out but don't worry you aren't alone. Take your time :))

On November 20 I will come out to my parents.

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10 20

1. 10 minutes of pleaseure 20 years of pain(Jail)
2. Jailbait

Guy1:Goddam that bitch is fine
Guy2:Shes 16
Guy3:(imitating a police man) we got a 10 20 in progress
Guy4:who the fuck says 10 20?

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December 20

all i want for christmas is you

This is December 20. Open it.

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19/20

When someone says something real stupid just refer to 19/20 which is the ratio of smart to stupid people

John: You have a facebook?
Doe: What's a facebook?
John: LOL 19/20

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10:20

1. One minute after 10:19
2. One minute before 10:21
3. The time U.S. usually attacks Iraq because we have better sophiscated weaponary and they just can't see us in the dark, as G.W. Bush puts it.
4. Exactly 4 hours and 34 minutes ago.

4 hours and 34 minutes ago it was 10:20.

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