give your boyfriend your hoodie
boy: guess what today is!
girl: what?
boy: its february 7- it's national give your boyfriend your hoodie day
girl: oh here you go
National Weirdo day <3 put a weird friend on ur story
hey bro it’s february 7th!
oh dang
national Cuddle your girlfriend sexually day
it's February 7th bro time to cuddle sexually
what does that even mean
idk
yeah
ok
March 7th is national party day. You must attend/throw a party and have a good time. Maybe even get laid.
Person 1: did you know it's march 7th?
Person 2: Yo let's get waaasssttteedddd
Me:"hugs crush"
Crush: why did you hug me?
Me: it is January 7
Crush: OK so I am your crush
Me:yep
National get a hug from your boyfriend day!
Babe it’s October 7th!
And?
Give me a hug!