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A guitar-simulation series which let's you act like a proffesional guitarist without actually being one; a super fun game that's great for parties and leaves you with countless hours of head bashing fun!
Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!
Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!
Example:
Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!
Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...
Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?
Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!
Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself
Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!
Half-Ass: No! You!
Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!
(Goes on about 30 more times)
Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!
(I walk out angrily)
Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?
Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...
Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?
Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
See above for Guitar Hero Example.
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Someone who does a great act of rescue seeking the act of bravery out.
Dan was an accidental hero when he encouraged me to pursue my dream.
Brian was an accidental hero when he unexpectedly acquired the job as firefighter.
Thank the great almighty for all the accidental heroes whose fruitful labors better society.
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someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.
When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.
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A blister gotten on the thumb from playing too much Guitar Hero.
I played Guitar Hero so much that I can play any song on expert, but I also have a Hero's Thumb.
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Sexual Position: Verb: You do the reach around from behind, strumming the vaginal area, while finger twiddling the breasts.
Mary: WOW! Rick really laid the guitar hero on me last night.
Susan: Yeah he must be in expert mode.
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This occurs in basketball when a player decides to make a momentum changing shot. Usually does not run the offense but instead chucks up a 3 or a bad shot in attempt to score quickly.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Lebron throw up that fade away 3 pointer with 12 secs still on the shot clock?
Guy 2: Just one of many of his hero shots.
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to play guitar hero 1, 2 ,3 or play any game that uses a guitar
Bob said " what are you doing right now"
Jack said "nothin much just guitar heroing
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