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Matt Damon

Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.

You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!

I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!

by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Matt Dean'er

Where you have sex with a girl so much and hard she can't walk the next day.

Molly: Did you hear Jake pulled a Matt Dean'er on Jill?
Emily: I wish I was her!

by Jillfromstory November 12, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.

Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.

by crsadoration July 28, 2012

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 21, 2008

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder July 15, 2008

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


matt ryan

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.

Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!

by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

52πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Matt Kemp

Beast Mode. The best player in the MLB. #27 for the Dodgers and the sexiest man alive. He is the sweetest guy you can ever ask for. He jokes around alot and is the best guy you could ask for. If you don't like him you are crazy!

A:That was Beast Mode!
B:What did Matt Kemp do!?
A: Hit a walk off grand slam!

by dodgerlover23 October 27, 2011

31πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž