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An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).
A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.
Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.
Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
The best day ever for the Omori fandom
Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit
where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.
friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)