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The Top shutdown cornerback in the NFL. He will ruin any recievers day. It's very hard to catch a pass when within 100 feet of this man.
Ben: You haven't caught one ball I've thrown to you today.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.
-Who is that in the corner over there?
-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.
An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.
Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.
Perfect in every single way. Kind, handsome, caring, funny and gives the best cuddles. Absolute keeper. The best guy you will ever meet complete boyfriend material. BFGB -big friendly giant boyfriend
Dannnnnnmmmm did you see that guy Patrick Aherne
Most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. Handsome, kind, caring, funny and the most perfect boyfriend ever. He’s an absolute keeper, a bfgb - big friendly giant boyfriend
Dannnnnmmm did you see Patrick aherne over there