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An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
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Interns who aren't yuppies but pretend they are. They get paid a helluva lot of money to do a little amount of work, but it all goes to tuition at the end of the summer.
Bill and his friends hang out with the yuppies in Chicago and go to fancy dinners and cocktail parties, but they're just interns. What poser yuppies!
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the word 'scene' describes the word 'poser'
scene kids like to think they are unique by doing what everyone else does, and then thinks that someone who does exactly what they did is a poser.
scene kids are posers. a scene poser is someone who wants to be a poser. fucked up, isn't it?
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someone who trys to look or act scene when they are really far from it.
dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene haircut, and she tries to take scene pics and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.
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When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.
Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.
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people who act like they know the series of Harry Potter to be cool when in reality it takes them forever to read each book.
WHAT A HARRY POSER! She doesnt even know what she's talking about.
You're only on Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? What a Harry Poser..she's got a long way to go before becoming a Harry Potthead.
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bands that posers listen to ex three days grace,my chemical romance,slipknot,paramore etc. can be deflected to make the idiot calling you a poser by yelling some random song by that artist
person 1-i love three days grace!
person 2-your favorite song is never too late isn't it?
person 1-ya thats all ive heard
person 2-poser....
ex 2
person 1-my favorite band is my chemical romance
person 2-thats a poser band!!!
person 1-my favorite songs are demolition lovers,you know what they do to guys like us in prison and to the end
person 2-(thinking:crap i havent heard any of those)oh....
person 1-dont start with me
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