hair farmer

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

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Jizz in the hair

when you're going doggy style and the guy pulls out and jizzes all over the person on bottom's hair

When Matt and Hannah did it doggy style she got Jizz in the hair

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Hair Casserole

Similar to the hairy axe wound with the exception of heavy winter hairs that creep around the vagina (gaper) extending to the ladies bunghole.

Dale, Steve, and Tony tongue palmed the skanks hair casserole and boy did it stink.

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Heyday-hair

A noticeably out of date hairstyle, usually attributed to those in their middle age, reflecting one's heady youth.

Wow, did you see that guy with the Chachi hairdo? Nice heyday-hair dude.

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fast-hair

a word to describe a number of different hairstyles that is combed back or tied back in a way that makes the wearer appear to be going fast all the time. The most common application of this word is the new trend with females who wear their hair in a stylish pony tail complete with a large ramp like projection at the front of their head created by means of hair pins, hair products and really long bangs, giving them the appearance of constantly moving at lightning speed.

The O.C.'s Alex Kelly (she sported it often)

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pal hair

that one item on roblox called "Pal Hair" that you get when you start if you are a boy, RANDOMLY ITS 90 ROBUX.

Girl 1 : I Bought pal hair!
Guy 1 : i already have it!

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pinapple hairs

ur from anix

me to boo xoxo - ur fan haley

pinapple hairs “ when u don’t know the name of the leaves on a pinapple u call it hair

yumm”

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