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Amazing. What else is there to say??????
"I never, trust a dog to watch my food, and I like to use the word Dude! as a noun or an adverb or an adjective..." OMG I'm totally falling in love with Nick Jonas right there!
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A zesty ass mdfk, will rizz up any guy other than his own girlfriend.
You see, Andy Jonas SIngh is at it again, flirting with Jayden.
An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America
Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well
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extreamly, amazingly hot!! makes u want to rip your clothes off.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.
fan 1-" OMj did u hear Nicholas Jerry Jonas wears a Purity ring?"
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."
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The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
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someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.
"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."
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to pander to the lustful gay members on your fanbase by flaunting your chiseled physique and just never following up with them after (a form of blue balling if you will)
Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.
Hey, did you see that new nude Liam Payne photoshoot? So sad to see he's pulling a Nick Jonas to promote his music.