Ad wank

A challenge of wanking during an advert break and climaxing before your television programme returns. The ability to do so can vary depending on the content and length of the adverts.

Today, I succeeded with my first ad wank. I'm officially an ad wanker.

STOP ADDING OC's

This is a dictionary, Not a dating site, Go home, kids. AND NO SEX EITHER, Don't add this word plez

Person 1: AHH, a new OC-
Person 2: STOP ADDING OC's!!!!

Ad sweep

Also known as Ad swipe, it is when an ad purposely goes down and you misclick on it, leading to a website from the advertiser, it is a nasty and 100% successful move.

Advertiser: Why am I in company hell?
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep

Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time

ball-ades

Rounded poetic form ;-)

She was having absolute ball composing those ball-ades.

Argumentum ad twoja stara

"Argument" używany kiedy osobnikowi zabraknie jakiś logicznych lub sensownych argumentów, który głównie zahacza o członka twojej rodziny.

Osobnik 1 - "Uważam, że Dark Souls II jest zajebistą grą!"
Osobnik 2 - "A ja uważam że zajebiście to twoja stara ciągnie mi lachę"
Osobnik 1 - "Argumentum ad twoja stara"

reductio ad toxicum

A logical fallacy when you label something or someone as toxic, and everything that toxic is bad, isn't it?

Used by angry teenagers or youths who got their reality checked.

Toxic this, toxic that

Why don't you stop spitting reductio ad toxicum?

ad tediam

A combination of tedious and ad nauseam. Describes the state of repeating a boring and monotonous task to the point of annoyance, nausea or revulsion.

Ugh, I had to copy paste hundreds of excel boxes and manually fix tons of repeats. I was repeating the same key strokes ad tediam.