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The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.
My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.
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The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.
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Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
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Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength
I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!
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Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.
"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"
"Anything to suggest?"
"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."
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The way idiots refer to Black Friday.
Similarly, an idiot of this caliber might say "Hand me that African American Crayon."
"Let's go buy some stuff on African-American Friday!"
"Are you stupid?"
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A strong protective nurturing being of african decent.
I am a strong african American woman
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