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The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.
My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.
The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.
Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength
I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!
Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.
"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"
"Anything to suggest?"
"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."
The way idiots refer to Black Friday.
Similarly, an idiot of this caliber might say "Hand me that African American Crayon."
"Let's go buy some stuff on African-American Friday!"
"Are you stupid?"
A strong protective nurturing being of african decent.
I am a strong african American woman