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When a girl puts a big ol fat dip in and blows you giving you both a nicotine buzz
Out of dip and seen Bonnie’s lip bulging, so I got an Alabama rocketship that gave me a buzz from hell
The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.
"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.
Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.
Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.
When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.
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Feeling up your female cousin.
Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
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This happens in a truckstop restroom when you're fucking someone in the ass while they're doing meth. Then someone walks in trying to take a shit and they join in while pooping at the same time.
I started to fuck her then it turned into an Alabama Truckstop and things got weird.
When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties
I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night