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When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind
Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind
Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye
Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse
Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!
Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"
Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"
While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates already used the condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed!" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.
Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye by giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship win.
While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates the already used condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.
Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye from giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship.
When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.
Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.
The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.
"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.