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When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.
Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.
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Sven's son. No not deeeep, he's the father.
"Did you hear that Pewdiepie made Sven frick his son"
"Bruh I thought he lived in Sweden not Alabama."
"Alabama Svenson"
When you perform a good lynching
“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.
“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”
Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.
Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.
Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock
Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock
When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.
One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came
A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.
The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.