Life is soup, I am fork

The correct way tp say your life is shit.

Life is soup, I am fork....

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hi i am looking for love

lol if your seeing this me too. Try to find me.

hi i am looking for love, so alone.

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I am cool not you

Basically words that describe I AM COOL NOT YOU L BOZO

Drake: i am cool not you
Amanda: I do not give a crap

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Hello, I am Under the Water

Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"

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I am half me foxy

An insecure children who makes bad edit of her face with a foxy's face in it, and captioned the post "I am half me foxy" then post it on Google+

I am half me foxy

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what it this _____ I am hearing about?

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

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I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.