am i rite

"Am I right?" Deliberate mis-spelling generally used at the end of a lamer-style insult.

"veach is a fag lolz am i rite?"

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yes we am

The finest way to say "yes we are, bitch." The opposite of No they not

The proper way to say it is "yes we am😈," but "yes we am" without the emoji is exceptional.

"me friend win, not you"
"no they not, yes we am😈"

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I am love

homophobes hate it when you post this on their user profile/facebook/etc.

(alt+3 to make a heart, use the 3 on the numpad)

I am forever.

Forever love.

♥(insert your name)

or

I am love.

♥(insert your name)

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2 am defeat

When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.

im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.

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am i a furry?

a phrase only said by furries in denial.

furry in denial: am i a furry?

99% of the brain: yesyesyesyes

1% of the brain: idk

furry in denial: i guess I'll never know.

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I am Jack's

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

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i am pregnet

very scary word

girl freand:i am pregnet
me:time to get the coat hanger

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