1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another
2. the worst of all cockblocks
3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.
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Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.
Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?
Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.
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An exclamation used when someone is being a wimp or uncool. It is shouted in order to provoke an inspiration of ninja-ness.
Me: *failing to break an apple in half with my bare hands* Wow, this is hard!
Greta: C'mon, Asian Up!
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When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.
Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!
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Verb- the act of eating a large pizza off of the back of a willing partner as she performs fellatio
Dude I totally Asian Cupcaked her back last night - why choose between a BJ and food when u can have both?!
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Someone who is an American citizen who originated from Asia or has Asian heritage. These ties to Asia don't make them any less American. Sometimes broken down into smaller groups (such as East Asian American) to further specify (since Asia is a big continent).
My parents are from India, but I was born in America, so I'm Asian American
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asian-niffic means an asain that is really badass, and or pretty;sexy;hot;cute;etc...
some awesome asians are : Jackie Chan; Wendy Wu; Jet Lee; Terrin Liwag.
Girl 1: hey, did you see Jackie Chan in his new movie!?
Girl 2: yeah! he was so asian-niffic!
or
Guy 1: omg! did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: yeah man... she looked so asain-niffic...
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