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commonly known as the anchor wankers. The Australian Navy cadets are the worst Cadet force in the country. most of their training ships are not even remotely close to water yet. They still claim to be the best cadet force. The service uniform makes them look like homosexuals. Possibly because they are.
The Australian Navy cadets are all homosexuals
The male squats into pooping position. The partner then slides under the legs from behind and begins sucking thy penis from "downunder." The male then begins defecating onto the partners stomach, creating the australian belly art.
While hiking, Sam had to take a raging shit. Sam squatted into thin air as his partner swooped in from "downunder" between his legs. Sam was orally pleasured whilst releasing his upset belly contents onto his partners belly. The Australian Belly Art ladies and gentlemen
When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”
Sensual licking of the back and spine, from neck to tailbone
During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.
Was a common disease in Nazi Germany. Symptoms included depression, the urge to kill jewish people, and fear of people without blonde hair and blue eyes.
That man look like he has Australianitis
After a group of teens comes back from a music trip to Australia, they all seem to be dying and so jet lag. Will they survive? Is it the end of the world as we know it? Find out next time on Finding the Kardashians
We’re all dying and must have the Australian plague
An Australian waterfall is the act of marinating a juicy t bone steak in a lady's period blood and proceeding to barbecue it.
Allan and Wendy made some Australian Waterfall Steaks last night.