“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
A name you call a person who bangs milfs and dilfs they don’t discriminate (preferable place of poundage is on the kitchen table ham sandwich in hand)
Dang Dave got some badger lips the way he banged Brody’s mom
Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
A word used to confirm it’s correct or you’re acknowledging you remember something.
Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
when you're the pound for pound best job Foreman around.
i'm going to "Badger" this job like i "Badgered" your mom last night!
Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.
Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician
Overall, thats crazy.
Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.