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To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
A person you want to fuck
Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.
Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.
A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.
Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.
Verb. A variation of the latin word "wingmanicus"
1. To help a brother out when some snap is on the line.
2. Taking the fat friend so your boy can get some sex in.
3. Employing tactics such as "I'll fuck the fat friend" or "Be a dick and make me look better" in order to secure either fellatio or sexual intercourse.
"I had pussy and vodka wrapped around my neck all night, and you guys couldn't pull bat!"
"Jessie really pulled bat during the Fellatio Bowl of 2010!"
When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no
“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”