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The single most AMAZING teenage heart-throb in musical history. He is:
1. Signed by USHER.
2. TALENTED.
3. Hottest human ever to be born.
4. SUPER NICE TO ALL OF HIS FANS.
5. AMAZING...if not already mentioned:)
6. Worth a Gazillion dollars..
7. stealing my heart day by day.
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Justin Bieber is the GREATEST singer in musical HISTORY....all the haters are JEALOUS.
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Canandian gay singer who acts like a nice black man.
3 guys are inο»Ώ a cafe,
One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in theο»Ώ world!
Second returns happy too: I've reallyο»Ώ got the smallest head of the world!
Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?
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Canada's North Korean ambassador.
Justin Bieber will be wooing all of the girls aged 9-14 on his North Korean tour
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A creature created for humanity to ridicule and hate on.. but most importantly he was created as the creature with the largest vagina known to man. His vagina is now known as the only thing that can capacitate Chuck Norris's penis..
wow.. Justin Bieber is a homo..
Hey! give him a break.. hes helping out Chuck Norris with his vagina.
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A annoying little mop haired manwhore who's voice is higher than alvin and the chipmunks's. Who only sings about love and 'shorty'.
Justin Bieber: Love Me Love Me, Say That You Love Me.
Me: No.
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Noun (HUGE Fag-got): Noun
An in-the-closet homosexual singer who believes he is a BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) just because he has the vocal range of a 5-7 year old girl and denies to the death that he is gay.
Justin Bieber (justin BEE-bΙr ): Adjective
The act of having tremendously undersized genetalia.
Justin Bieber-- I SWEAR TO GOD I'M STRAIGHT!
Most Men-- The grow a pair and stop singing like a Preschooler!
Justin Bieber-- But i've seen so many girls penises before!
Everyone with a brain-- Girls don't have those you dumbass...
Justin Bieber-- ... Fuck
Girlfriend-- you have a Justin Bieber
Boyfriend-- God dammit...
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Properties of word: Verb.
Usage:Used as insult to the masculinity of any human.
Definition: A person who has not hit puberty; To undermine someone for being such a fag; To have women all over the world that love him, many who in which are very attractive, and still like to suck another a mans genitals.
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