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Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike
He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike
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I saying made popular by a song remix by 50 Cent/G unit/The Game called Hate It or Love It.
"Woke up the next mornin' nigga stole my bike"
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Having an extreme reaction to something by getting rid of things
“Yeah, they broke up. She’s getting rid of the bike and the dog.”
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a term meaning to go take a shit.
I'm not feeling well - I think i'll ride my bike.
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The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.
The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
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the ultimate ironic no comment comment
I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
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When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.
Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.
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