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Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.

Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022


Bless

When ur mate or mum or anyone says u are gonna get something good for u and ur mates

"I will take u all to nandos later"
"Yes boys bless"

by THE PIGEON KING February 18, 2017


Bless

To physically harm a person In the nicest most humiliating way possible.

Originated by Kim Hunter. City: Alexandria, Louisiana.

Stay out people business. You gon’ go over there and that mane gon’ bless yo eye too.” “I can’t wait to see that ho ima bless her and anybody coming behind her.”

by Queen Her October 15, 2021


St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022


Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024


Blessing day

Every Thursday everyone must give blessing $2.

“Where’s my money
“What money”
“It’s blessing day
“Here *gives

by Rennet August 25, 2021


Blessed Chaldean

If ur Chaldean you got money so ur blessed

Look over there his a blessed Chaldean.

by Gino123 September 21, 2018