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It's the temporary blindness after looking into the refrigerator light at night.
Steven: Damn, last night I banged my head after reciving a nice bit of refrigerator blindness.
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When the ghosts of atheists, agnostics, or nominal believers who had their lives cut short by the pandemic on earth would still visit their place of worship every week or month to pray for themselves and their loved ones, while they are waiting in transit for the outcome of their eternal home.
Dave’s spirit, who was rekindled by blind faith, would show up on the first and fifteenth days at the temple to pray for the gods and goddesses of good health and prosperity to bless his siblings and schoolmates, and sometimes even for his bosses-turned-bullies.
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to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.
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Being part of that awesome group of people who are alone in being able to truly appreciate things like rainbows, acid trips , and tie-dye
"Why do you like that shirt so much?"
"You don't understand... I'm Color Blind"
"How is it that you colored the sun green, the ocean purple, but managed to get the rainbow perfect?"
"I'm color blind"
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A game of skill and deception, wherein the man asks the woman to close her eyes, open her mouth and count to ten. The man now has exactly ten seconds to get balls deep in the woman's mouth. Extra points are awarded if he can discharge his wad before the ten seconds are up.
No points are awarded if the woman horks all over his knob.
I woke up and my girl was yawning, I told her to hold her breath for a ten count, I totally gave her the blind sausage, now I have to sleep on the couch for a week.
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Blind mimicking can be literaly translated to copy cat. It describes a person mimic someone else's action without understanding it.
"Don't playing your pen while you're talking to someone"
"But, everybody else is doing it in the class?"
"You're blind mimicking"
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When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.
Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.
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