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1-When a black male who is playing American football steps on the back of your ankle in order to block you.
2-When your homie bangs your sister while you are in the same bed.
3-When two white males fight to the death with swords and one white male uses his Nigger Slave as a Nigger Shield.
Right before Thomas was going to sack the quarterback, he was nigger blocked by Tyrone... ouch
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1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex
2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.
2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me
3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.
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Ma i been hugging the block- Cam'ron Suck it or not
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1.To Cock Block your friend from talking to or fucking a girl.
2. Preventing someone from getting in a girls pants.
You are at a bar talking to a girl and your friend jumps between the two of you and starts talking to her.
Girls can C-Block guys too by preventing them from getting in their girlfriend pants. Usually by making them leave with them instead of you.
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'Deuce Block' is another name for the second floor of University of Arizona's "Coronado" Dormitory, an 8-Floored Housing Unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of sexually transmitted diseases.
"- Damn, blood, I've been hearing some whispers in the air about that Deuce-Block popping off tonight, nigga.
- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!
- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."
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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...
- Oh shitttt - crackin?
- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
- Nommy nomm, playboy."
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Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.
Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"
Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"
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