Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

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Boner clip

The act of hiding an erection behind the elastic in you boxers or underwear.

Guy: "Hot damn! That chicks a babe, oh shit here comes my girl, I better boner clip before she sees what's up!

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Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

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Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

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hardcore boner

A boner that you cant get rid of and just gets worse the harder you try to get rid of it

Hey man I had a hardcore boner in music today, and there were not hot chicks either.

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boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

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boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

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