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Turtle Breath

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

by MrFantastic August 14, 2023


testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021


the hungry breath

When you're really hungry and your breath starts to smell like shit, actual shit.

"Dude I'm so hungry right now, my breath smells awful."
"Bro you gut some gnarly the hungry breath!"

by ringusdingus June 9, 2016


cancer breath

A person who smokes Tobacco. A Cigarette smoker.

Hey Cancer Breath take that stinking Cigarette somewhere else.

by irondukeiv July 3, 2017


Dragon breath

The impossibly tolerabe projection of assmouth smelling vapours from ones mouth being smelt by another

Fuck bro you got some tuff dragon breath

by Lil red big result August 25, 2015


mask breath

The accumulation of breath that stays trapped in your mask... which worsens the longer you go without giving yourself a breather. Much like the process of fermentation, except, well... barrels aren’t involved... just the masks...

Me: “Kaiser... is that mask breath I smell around the corner?“
Kaiser: “Nope... it is all throughout the block bro bro.”

by moises_eras November 11, 2020


Kitten Breath

The odoriferous emanations of pungent yeast extract, omitting from the vagina.

Last night, against my better judgement, I was going in for some tangy cheesecake, but her kitten breath was so overwhelming I almost blew buscuits.

by TexRex May 14, 2019