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The mystical substance administered to a fellow male after performing an incredible yet sometimes toolish action (often administered by the act of the rubbing of fingers above another male's head)
Male #1: Dude, I totally salty pirated Mary Margaret last night at the rave!
Male #2: Dude, have some bro dust for that
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- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."
bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."
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When a bro has an extreme night and wants to tell his boys about it the next day.
Dude, Joe i have some awesome bro and tell for you from last night!
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A gathering of loud, slovenly, dim-witted gay men. Primary activities include shouting incomprehensibly over one another to compete for dominance, followed by gay sex.
Jason gathered the bung bros for a night of drunken jeering, grunting, and wanking each other off.
A group that shares the sight of a epic camel-toe.
When chris notice the epic camel-toe across the room, he then shared it with Ian and Miguel so they could become Camel-bros.
Booth Bros, scientifically referred to as hyphasuburbium pompositis, are a type of white male between the ages of 35-45, measuring about 5’6”-5’8” in height and 150-190 lbs weight, commonly inhabiting Chicago suburbs. Their diet mostly consists of Michelin star meals and Wholefoods bought items. They originated during the covid times, when they experienced mid-life crisis and went out looking for an expensive distraction i.e. an MBA from Chicago Booth. Despite their origins in Chicago-burbs, they are now also prevalent in suburbs of other major cities in the United States.
Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:
1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair
3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance
5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’
Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.
- "Naah man, he doesn't live downtown anymore. He moved to the suburbs and got Booth bro-ed."
- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"