First Friday

First Friday of every month is when you get to ask your crush on a date, hang out , and\or till them you like him\her. ~💖

What are you waiting for and go do it. Will wait 'till its First Friday. ~💖

Tilling your crush the Three Words is hard but you can do it. ~💖

Or write a litter--

" Dear. ___💖___
When I'm near you
I get this feeling
I still dont know why
It got me thinking

But now that I see you

My heart is racing
I know why now
I understand how
This feeling I have

I Love You"

By> Jackal3300

I wrote this in 7th grade. When i was really in love. I'm going to give it at some point. ~💖

I want everyone to get a chance to till there cruch thay like them~💖

P.S. If they reject you, dont.

worry. There maybe.

someone ela ready to.

till you.

Good Luck ~💖

Girl/Boy:-:him . . . Today is First Friday . . . i like you! / do you wanna hang out? / go uot with me!?

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ig saw it first

Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.

In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.

“Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“

Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’

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Pope Mardio The First

The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat

Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.

We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First

first piece of bread

The hoe that everyone touches but nobody wants

Jacy is the first piece of bread out of the group of hoes

First-World Poor

You own Luxury Items, such as an iPad, fast WiFi or a Gaming PC with an GeForce 1080, but you use them to look at you're massive Debt.

Man, im First-World Poor.
Why did you buy your PC?
To look at my Bank Account.
And, how much money do you have?
I am 10 grand in debt.
Why didn't you use your iPad?
I use that to look at my debt on the go.
You stupid Idiot...

first round pick

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. A person whom most everyone deems attractive and highly sought after. It is the opposite of a free agent. There are usually serveral factors that make a person so highly sought after. The most common of which is physical prowess such as physical endowments such as large breasts or penis. Other factors include money, social status and sexual aptitude. Assessments of this nature tend to lead to the beholder to pursue said person on some level whether it be casual sex or eventual dating. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Isn't that Jane Doe? Man, she is so fine, I'd take her as a first round pick any day...

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hate at first site

The opposite of love at first site. When you see someone and you just instantly hate them for no real reason. It goes beyond the superficial qualities they might have, you just know in your soul that they are rotten and 100% hateful. This can happen in many cases because a lot of people just look like assholes, and you can easily tell they are insufferable in many ways: boring, tedious, obnoxious, selfish, grating, conceited, power tripping, egotistic, rude, oblivious, etc.

Q: How's your new job?

A: They transferred in a new boss and I have to say I had a case of hate at first site.

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