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A condom that washes ashore on a beach
I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.
A vagina of a certain age- senior
Lad she had a proper cod taco
She's got a face like a cod taco
It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"
I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!
Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”