Cod Mouthing

When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.

"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"

Cod Boi

A term used in a fan fiction.

Cod Boi moaned as Luke said harder.

Darian The cod kid

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Electrocuting the Cod

When you zap/shock your dick at high voltages. This is a type of cock and ball torture

John was Electrocuting the Cod too hard last night and now he's in the hospital

COD Bitch

Any one that quick scopes, camps or constantly bitches about their team, but turns out to have the worst ratio in the match.

"That fuckin guy is camping in the corner."
"Mother fucker just a COD bitch."

codded

Past tense of cod meaning depress aka I was depressed means I was codded

I codded someone.

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…