Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.

Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.

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Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.

Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!

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Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

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Cabbage Patch Face

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.

Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC

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muff cabbage

1. It's a Jersey thing...

2. Vagina

Snooki poxy piece of muff cabbage

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Muff Cabbage

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm

Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage

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Ya Baby On Cabbage

The ultimate comeback for "ya dad on bacon scruts"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
Person one: So's ya baby on cabbage
Person two: :-(

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