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A butt call is when some clueless moron keeps their cell phone in their back pocket without locking the key pad. They sit on the phone, thereby using their buttocks to dial YOUR cell number.
Ever have your phone ring at 12:30 am and all you hear is loud music and unintelligible voices - some of which may or may not be those of someone you know? Then you have been butt called.
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Performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female). Licking the beef curtains or veal drapes.
Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
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when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.
Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
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To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.
"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."
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A line of people peeing in a line,usually performed in a cramped bathroom. Likely to create awkwardness.
Johnny and the boys decided to make a lald call in the middle of Times Square.
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When a person calls you over and over again.
Jon stalk called me all weekend, it was so annoying!
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Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :
Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar
That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.
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