A super beaver( OR a super vagina)
Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?
The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.
Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
I can't believe he stole my waffles... what a Canada's History!
n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.