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Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.
POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”
Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something
Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.
A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!
1: Kim Dracula's fan base appointed Superhero name.
2: Kim Dracula's superhero persona in the Superhero music video.
Did you see Captain Tasmania?!
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!! No!!! Its... It's.... KIIIIMMMMM DDDRRRAAAACCCCUUUUULLLLLAAAAAA!
If Hitler was born as a blond female…..
Yeah nobody like captain marvel