smart car

Noun:

A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.

Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient

SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.

*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*

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car slags

12-16 year old girls, who go around in boy racers cars to act cool.. brag bout bein fucked at the age of 12 on a car bonnet by 10 different dickheads.

Right man, i got this sports car, and this little car slag suckin my dick in it too!

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American Car

A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.

Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.

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Girlfriend Car

A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc

A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"

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adam car

cop car, police car, po po ride

i seen dat nigga get thrown in da back of da adam car.

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Thot Car

A thot car is a Nissan Altima,Kia Optima,Kia Rio,Buick Century,Nissan Armada,Chevy Impala,Nissan Rouge.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Honda Accord LX coupe
Nissan Sentra
Mercedes CLA
Hyundai Sonota

Ford Explorer
Pontiac Grand prix

Yes these thots in the thot car stole socks out my store and they all got in a burgundy Nissan Altima

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cheese car

A car constructed mainly of cheese. It is fully able to drive and you can eat it if you get hungry. Of course, if you eat it you can no longer drive it.

look at that cheese car go! *vroooom vrooooom*

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