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1.A general term of abuse aimed at Chavs.
Of course a Chav would not see Chav as an insult.
Whether or not 'Scum' is insulting is unlikely.
2. A website about Chavs.
Person1: "You're Chav Scum!"
Chav: "You startin'?!"
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A hybrid of a chav. They often hang around public parks and scare the living Sh!t out of children.they often always where football shirts and ride around on bikes.They lack the intlect to work so there most likely job is mcdonalds minimum wge.
"its those damn football chavs pissing on the goalposts again.
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(UK) One of those stupid little cars with huge exhaust pipes and a travelling disco in the car. Usually a Vauxhall Corsa.
Look at Darren in his Chav Chariot! With the lowered suspension and the pumping Bose sound system he cuts rather a dashing figure.
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Limousines of the stretched variety that aren't used by heads of state but are instead hired by chavs the moment they've scraped together a bit of money in the mistaken belief that it's possible to buy class.
Often pink, decked out with lasers and under-chassis lights.
The stretched hummer is the ultimate chav wagon.
There's more STD's in that chav wagon than most brothels.
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A super chav is a posh version of a normal chav but instead of fake designer labels, especially Burberry, they where the real version. This sub culture of the upper classes is often described as new money because their parents being hard working entrepreneurs have worked hard to build businesses/ drug empires so they could give their children every thing they couldn’t have as a child, e.g. shoes.
These young people believe that the impression that people have of you is all-important and the only way people can rate you is by what you wear, because of course in their world personality counts for nothing because none of then have one.
The female version of this sub culture, more common than the male, will commonly be seen wearing Ugg boots, a tiny pink flannel Pineapple skirt/ track suit bottoms, and matching zip up top, with big bling belt, designer truckers cap, most likely pink, enormous hooped earrings and lashings of gold necklaces and rings all real of course, and obviously to top it all off a Burberry handbag and tinted sunglasses, worn at all times.
The super chav herself will have straw like blond hair a very orangey fake tan fake nails and enough make up to sink a ship. She will persistently be talking loudly on a mobile, weather or not a person is on the other line is questionable.
These people should be avoided as social contacts because they are unlikely to prove any use in the future as any kind of social contact, having wasted daddy’s fortune on bling by the age of 25 and disappear to some council estate in Essex.
Famous examples include Paris Hilton, their queen.
Person 1: Oh my God just look at that super chav what does she think she’s wearing? quick cross the road before we catch something.
Person 2: Dude
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Complete fucking nonsense, as the name suggests, this is a language spoken by nearly all chavs, regardless of gender or race. Depending on the area, chavs generally talk an assortment of dialects made up from cockney rhyming slang and its derivatives, latino phrases (people who use them usually think they are actually latino) and made up words. This is essentially a less sophisticated version of nadsat, that can be heard in a clockwork orange.
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Chav: Oi blud! you got a spare grout init?
Translation: Excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?
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Chav: Narr bruv, don't make me blaps you up init
Normal person: Speak English, not rediculous chav language, fucker.
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Townies and Chavs are often seen hanging round in groups of 2-25. You rarely see a chav or townie alone, he/she will travel in a "gang". Words these people like to use are "Yo, innit, brap, blud, blad, safe, wot, ooo no, ah, ohrite" etc. The typical female wears tracksuits, things enblazened with glitter and "diamonds", giant hoop earrings, white/black trainers taht are usually Nike, Adidas or Reebok. You will sometimes see a female townie hanging round with the other chavs or townies and just generally hanging outside chip shops across the UK. These girls will usually wear their hair completely flat with hair gels, sprays etc. and will have it in a side-ponytail.
The male will wear tracksuits (Adidas, Nike, Reebok, Lacoste), a baseball cap that matches the tracksuit and trainers that match too. Their head can be shaven with a weird pattern on the side. He will also wear lots of "bling" (gold chains, watches, earring etc. but the gold is usually fake)
Both males and females will carry round mobile phones, playing loud chav/townie music (usually some dance music, or hip-hop or R&B). They will sit at the back of the bus annoying people by talking loudly, playing loud music, shouting at people and pratting about.
Chavs/townies come usually in ages 3-30.
A female chav is called a Chavette
A male is called a chav
A child 10 and under is a mini-chav
A baby aged 3 months-1 year is a chavlet.
Chavs and townies love to wear burberry, sports brands,etc.
PS
Chavettes will sometimes be pregnant at the age of 16-18
Chavs will be seen in bushes smoking/doing drugs
Or round play areas looking "hard"
Ali G
Vicky Pollard from Little Britain are townie/chav
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