Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

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Coo-Coo Clocking

(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.

Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.

Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.

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Pimms O' Clock

When a typically English situation calls for the pleasant taste of Pimms.

"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"

"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"

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gin o clock

It's time for a gin

What time is it? It's gin o clock-can substitute drug of choice

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Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.

My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!

Bed O’ Clock

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night

Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go

pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up