Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

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Coo-Coo Clocking

(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.

Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.

Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.

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gin o clock

It's time for a gin

What time is it? It's gin o clock-can substitute drug of choice

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Pimms O' Clock

When a typically English situation calls for the pleasant taste of Pimms.

"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"

"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"

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Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.

My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!

Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.

I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!